I'm a kind person , as told by friends and family. Joke d:
Well, at least i don't go around ruthlessly killing every living thing possible. Just saying .
One of the worst thing i did was probably granting mosquitoes a swift death , without tormenting it bit by bit. E.g. dismantle it's legs or wings from its body or torso or whatsoever.
Sometimes, when i do have the free time, i would even 'escort' the mosquito out of my room without swatting it till death. Baha, how generous of me. When karma or God ever sees what i've done, i'll be able to elevate myself closer to sainthood by saving a mosquitoe's life ! Haha, just joking d: But when a group of mosquitoes decided to attack me without any apparent reasons , i'll tend to go berserk. Mosquitoes are such a menace especially when i'm in the middle of a major exam !
The joy of having those little creatures looming over me is terrific-ly terrible. Don't they ever get bored of flying around me?! So , i decided to plot my revenge on those little flying insects. But sadly, it's to no avail. My plan failed terribly cause there's too MUCH of them around. Trust me, the word much suit this situation best. They fly at the speed of light ! Okay, i'm done exaggerating . HAHA. Lesson learnt ? Don't ever provoke mosquitoes or they'll bug you till death. Bug, literally .
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